"9 people have booked pre Christmas oven cleaning today so far - don't leave it too late" I'm not sure I'll sleep now for worrying.
"Christmas Club Turkey and Cranberry sandwiches now available £8. Lunchtime only. #tistheseasontobejoyful. Yes I suppose so if you're selling them. Mind the rush.
"the 17.02 London Liverpool Street to Norwich will start at Colchester tonight due to a train fault". Not a complete surprise but it's not really from London then, is it?